On Being a Zen Master

Here I am yesterday. Watching. Waiting. Thinking. Occassionally ESPing with the rest of dogdom. Hmmm. California in late Fall. Blue skies. Palm trees. My fur coat getting thicker. Sidewalk cement getting colder. Hmmmm. I think I will press the emergency flashers of the car with my paw. That's always good for getting attention. But I'll wait to do that until Alice comes back. That's was real Zen Masters do.