Christmas Eve = Ham!!

Yesssss! I got some ham on Christmas Eve. I'm still wondering what all the fuss is about. A fir tree comes inside the house. All the human family pack assembles. Lots of action in the kitchen. Santa hats to play tug of war with by the fire after dinner. Lots of walks with the people who happily groan about eating too much butter. Why isn't every day like this? That's what I would like to know.